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Army Guys is a strategy game geared for easy use – using your own old-school plastic army men

Army Guys is a game for people who want to play strategy games, but don’t want to sift through a novel to learn the rules or pay thousands of dollars to put together an army. Army Guys is meant to be played with minimal accessories—you can play on the floor or on a table; you can use literally anything to make up the battlefield; and you only need a tape measure and some dice.

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How it started?

AMERICA, PARENTING, AND HOW WE CAME TO LOVE ARMY MEN AGAIN

 If you are like us, you played with army men growing up.  You imagined spectacular wars, built intricate battlefields in the back yard, glued firecrackers to the little green helmets *cough*. The point is, they were great fun.  Then we all grew up, and those army men were put away. And then we grew up some more, and stumbled across those army men again… or our kids did.  We’d moved on to other battlefields, and harder games.  The nostalgia for those little green guys was there, but we could no longer play with them.  So we sat down and thought about applying the rules we’d learned from tabletop strategy games to those old soldiers, and came up with a great, light strategy game good for older kids, and adults who want to play with them.  Because we get down on the floor and get our hands dirty.  When our kids want to learn to play the games we love we say  “Hey – don’t touch that Warhammer, you might break it.  And it’s expensive. But what about we play a game of Army Guys!”  And our kids love us. America.
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“I LIKE THIS GAME MORE THAN I LIKE BOXTROLLS.”
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Brock Woldman
“MY WHOLE LIVING ROOM BECAME A BATTLEFIELD. SO DID MY MARRIAGE”
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Jimmy Maliones
“THIS IS A GAME I HAVE PLAYED.”  
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David Olzsowy
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